Desperation at Wimbledon and other sport

Fred · Number of posts: 534 Registration date: 2008-08-12

Baby P wrote:

I've read somewhere that your full bladder could burst if you bump it during contact sport, which makes your already desperate predicament all the more worrying! What's worse: Pissing your pants, pissing on the field or bursting your blarder? There's a simple solution for this: let them wear nappies!

I've experimented with diapers ("nappies") and although they will hold one substantial pee, they're a nuisance when full. You have to remember not to walk like you have a load in your pants (which you kinda do), and I imagine that running with a full diaper would chafe the Family Jewels.

My suggestion would be to have a urinal out on the field for the players to use.

Peenut · Number of posts: 2 Location: Gambia Registration date: 2009-02-20

I'll watch a lot more sport if the match encourages guys pissing with an audience! I'd be really looking forward to each match to see who's gonna use it! lol!