Whilst browsing generally, I happened to stumble upon this little gem!

http://www.griffinpark.org/forums/showthread.php?t=11251

Not knowing a huge amount about football in the lower divisions, I've never heard of the player in question. I don't know if anyone else has?

I did another search, and discovered that it appears he's still playing! (now with Totten, according to Wikipedia)

http://www.havantandwaterlooville.net/stats/player.asp?p=176

I love stories such as that, don't you? It's great to think that such incidents do really happen!!

Aww bless him.

Shame there is not much more about what happened and why - except that the services were obviously not available at the right time

A gem indeed! Thanks for sharing, Lee.

There are doubtless accidents on team buses that we don't hear about, as well as pissing in various receptacles. Phil Warner must have thought he could hold it or he wouldn't have taken the chance.

I'm quite tempted to register with some of the message boards for his previous clubs - and ask if anyone knows any information about him!

lol - might produce some 'interesting' snippets!!

Something I found...lol

Centre-half - Phil Warner: "Phil used to play for Southampton and has Premier League football experience so will not be daunted by the challenge. He is technically gifted and good on the ball but gets teased for being the poser of the squad. Away from football he is now a van driver."

A poser, eh... but that gave the other lads plenty of ammunition when he wet his pants!!!

And another one...

"Phil Warner used to play at Southampton. He played a few games for them in the Premier League. He's a courier and he's also got his own estate agency business. His nickname is Hollywood because he always thinks he's the best and the one who will attract most girls"

The thought of him having an accident in his pants is even more amusing!!

(I feel a 'novel' coming on...lol)

All the better when it happens to someone who loves himself! What's that saying? The bigger they are the harder they fall.