Lads Pissing

Stains on briefs?

WetYfronts — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:49:52 GMT

Has anyone any tales to tell about being spotted with pee stains on your briefs?

Even when I managed not to wet my pants when younger, I always still dribbled or leaked and had a permanent yellow pee stain on the front of my (usually) white undies.

I remember one time being singled out and teased mercilessly in the gym class changing room for the state of my underpants.

Anyone else? Or did you see it happen?

PS My briefs are not much better these days!

Describe Your Technique or Techniques You Have Witnessed

P-urine — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:00:43 GMT

- Which urinal the subject choses - this I find interesting for social observation

- Taking "it" out - does he use his hands or does he not want to touch it and just lowers his pants

- Holding it

- Pre-urination adjustment eg pulling back of foreskin

- Time delay between aim and release - also know as hesitancy, could take longer if others are around

- Angle of stream - keep it low to avoid splashback

- Speed of stream - if you need to go real bad, this would be quite a ...

Amazing but totally true...guess who I saw?

lee — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:57:15 GMT

Just had to come here and tell everyone about this!!

On Sunday one of my mates invited me to go to watch football with him, he is a Wycombe Wanderers supporter and I've been with him a few times in the past. We went to Gillingham in Kent (it was absolutely freezing!!).

Whilst we were standing around outside the ground waiting for a friend of his to arrive, I was idly watching the crowds and people milling around and all of a sudden my attention was caught by three young lads standing ...

18 year old desperate on motorway

bagster — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 11:45:44 GMT

Hi, have just discovered this site and would like to say how good it is. I've long been into seeing lads desperate for a piss, and the following (true) story is I think what got me into this.

Rewind to 1996 and I was bothering with a boy of 18, his name was Matthew. Sadly he is straight, and now is married!

He was a handsome lad, brown hair and eyes, quite skinny, with a nice trail of hair on his stomach. At the time he was still living with his parents, so I assume his mother was still ...

Excruciating trip to Bristol

colly — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:18:38 GMT

Our sixth form English trip to Bristol to see a special afternoon performance of Shakespeare�s Macbeth (a set book for �A� Level English) turned out to be - well a bit embarrassing! No - it was totally excruciating.

We were allowed an hour or so after the show for shopping and so on before getting back to the coach, so my best mate Marcus and I did a bit of wandering around and then decided that a quick lager might be in order. After all we were both over 18 though only just. ...

A Teasing Taster (maybe?)...

lee — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:03:14 GMT

It was approaching 10:30 at Wellington Barracks, the home of the Queen�s Household Cavalry and Sgt Craig Stone looked out of the window at the bright sunshine before turning his attention to himself. He looked down at his attire and then turned to face the full-length mirror, glancing admiringly at the immaculate image he saw reflected. His red tunic glowed and his black trousers contained not a speck of dust whilst as for his black boots � well, he could literally almost see his face reflected. ...

Desperate Police Officer

lee — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:50:43 GMT

I mentioned in another post that I had written a little made-up story some time back about two police officers calling at my house, one of whom needed the toilet which was unavailable. It's just a bit of fun but I have found it and added a couple of bits here and there to make it sound better, so here it is if anyone's interested (I wonder if dreams ever do come true...LOL)

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The knock at the door was what I�d been expecting � a visit from the ...

Embarrassed Footballers

lee — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:35:43 GMT

I don't know if anyone else saw the articles but a couple of tabloid newspapers at the time took great delight in reporting on the Manchester United christmas party last year which was held in some posh Manchester hotel - and apparently one of the players got drunk and wet himself. If you search the net (The Sun Website definately reported it!!) there are a few references to the incident and on the United fans forum there was a debate amongst their supporters about which player it might have ...

Forum Open

Admin — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:38:02 GMT

Everyone can once again post as usual until further notice.

Forum Birthday

P-urine — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:42:10 GMT

We're 6 months old today! And in another 6 months we might just have a little celebration...

Let's hear some ideas.

How about a cup of pee and slice of urinal cake at my place?

Desperate Highways - Part 4: Nightmare Alley (continued)

ponyboydude — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:52:43 GMT

�Oh God! Please! Some way I gotta get away from them so I can go to the bathroom � fast!. I gotta go to the bathroom, I gotta go the bathroom, I gotta go to the BATHROOM!!!! Ughhhhhnnnnnn!!!!

In a flash, the boy is lurched back to immediate totally graphic reality when this strange guy Ray steps a few feet in front of him and turning sideways, positions his hunky body about four feet from the stained brick wall, legs spread wide, big sneakered feet planted firmly on the ground, and in ...

The Paperboy Accident

Tytn2 — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:49:02 GMT

The 17 year old was worried, he was cycling along returning from the paper route, but for the last 30 minutes he�d been hurting with a desperately full bladder. He�d tried desperately to pinch his precious but aching cock for the last 10 minutes, trying hard to hide it from anyone, but it was no good. He was glad he had finished delivering but he still had 30 minutes worth of riding on his pushbike to get back to the store. His beat covered the entire hillside residential area; almost 2 hours ...

Desperate in San Francisco

desperateboy — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:35:21 GMT

I am new here and have posted once to introduce myself. I am visiting San Francisco for two weeks, and I had a little desperate moment I wanted to share.

I had been out in the city for two hours drinking beer, and had relieved myself twice while out. I got home and was bored so I got online and saw that a friend was online. Since I had nothing to do, he decided to come over and we would head into the city so he could go to an ATM and so I could buy blunts. I totally forgot to pee when I ...

The Driving Test

Jamester81 — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:29:53 GMT

It was the day 18 year old Kevin had been waiting for. After 6 months of lessons and numerous times out with his dad, the day of his driving test had finally arrived.

Kevin was getting dressed and slurping on a bottle of water when his mum called upstairs "Kevin! You're breakfast's on the table. Hurry up before your coffee gets cold."

He hurriedly got dressed, making sure he was wearing his 'lucky' pants - A tight fitting pair of multi-coloured boxer shorts patterned with ...

Desperate Highways � Part 4: Nightmare Alley

ponyboydude — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:58:25 GMT

The bus swayed into the street of a busy commercial district and slowed down, made another sharp turn and jolted to a stop.

In just a few moments, with the most subtle but ingenious manipulation, Corey had the boy under his control. He had taken full advantage of Jeff�s state of extreme vulnerability, magnified by the sudden surprise of his invasion into his personal space. This guy was now in the driver�s seat of the boy�s desperation road trip, he�d made it almost impossible for Jeff to ...

Is Paul pee dancing?

Jamester81 — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:58:39 GMT

http://www.skysports.com/socceram/media/video/0,21631,,00.html

Skip to about 7 minutes, then again from about 8:30. Paul, in the white shorts, looks pretty desperate to me. He comes close to actually squeezing his crotch at one point.

The Newbie

Fred — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:30:28 GMT

THE NEWBIE

CHAPTER ONE

Darren looked at the pile of reports he had yet to process, and then he glanced at the clock. He'd already worked through his lunch hour, but with all the coffee he'd been swilling he wasn't hungry. He shifted in his chair. He was going to have to take a break for a piss. He was just getting up when his supervisor, Jerry , came in.

"Didn't you see the notice about the staff meeting?" the dark haired man asked. "Hurry up. Everyone else ...

new guy, and a story from my g/f about me

desperateboy — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:01:50 GMT

hey guys, i'm new here. i've been enjoying all of the stories i've been reading so far. i haven't written any of my own as of yet, but i hope to soon. my girlfriend wrote a livejournal entry once about her first encounter with my penis, but it also has to do with desperation/wetting, so i thought i'd share. she gave me full permission to post.

"getting the show before i was supposed to"

so, this happened about a year ago when i was first dating asher. this was literally the ...

Martin's half-marathon

breez — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:34:48 GMT

Martin felt confident about this race. Aged 24 he'd been competing in large

events like this half-marathon for a few years now ever since the days when

he ran for his college team, and these days he would take part just for the

sheer enjoyment of competition running.

The half-marathon today was slightly unusual in that it was a point-to-point

race whereby all the hundreds of runners assembled at the finish area first

to be taken on by a fleet of buses to the start. Another unusual ...

Ben's accident

breez — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 03:16:26 GMT

This is a story based loosely on a combination of two true experiences. Hope

it's enjoyed as much as I've been enjoying other people's postings here.

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Ben looked at the clock on the wall of the crowded bar. It was nearly

nine in the evening and he'd thought they were supposed to continue to the

party at eight. But the guys he was with, all fellow students who he knew

only vaguely, were still in animated conversation and no-one seemed about

to suggest they make a move. They ...

Caught Short on the Bus

Jamester81 — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:28:28 GMT

I posted this originally on the 'other' site. So here it is, in case anyone missed it.

Alright then lads, drink up, time to go." yelled the gaffer. "And make sure you go to the loo before you get on the bus." he added. "We're not stopping 'til Kincardine."

It was early Saturday evening and a team of division two footballers were celebrating a rare away win. It is an unwritten rule that their gaffer buys his team a pint if they win away from home, a rule that ...

A Holiday Romance

bowbow — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:45:05 GMT

Ellis and Matt swanned down to the beach. This was just as they hoped. A holiday in the sun where the girls wore skimpy bikinis and the guys were few and far between.

Ellis was desperate to find a girl. He didn�t care if it was for one night or lasted forever. He just needed a girl for a shag. Matt always seemed to have the luck but today, both guys felt lucky.

Sitting near to the bar on the loungers both guys knocked back the drinks and watched the talent.

Their patience ...

Pee Desperation Fantasies

bowbow — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:56:00 GMT

I would just love to be able for this to happen one day. More courage from me and the right type of man is required. This is pure fantasy at the moment

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Rob arrived at our house, dropped by his house master at 9.15am on the dot. Rob had come to live with us for the almost 9 week summer break from boarding school. Being an only child of military parents, Rob often ...

Videos and Photos

Admin — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:50:45 GMT

www.ladspissing.ning.com

Lads You Have Seen Pissing

P-urine — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:56:45 GMT

Witnessed any action recently? Then feel free to share it here...

Situations

P-urine — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:46:21 GMT

So does anyone here find it difficult to pee in front of others? What kind of situations would cause this to occur? This is also a topic of great interest to some. Anyone here?

Pissing in Underwear, Inspecting Underwear for Piss Stains and Smelling Them!

P-urine — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:03:53 GMT

Ever been curious about just how much piss your mate dribbles in his pants after taking a leak? Does his underwear smell of piss? Can you see any stains or wet spots?

Some like pissing with mates, some don't

P-urine — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:52:31 GMT

Some lads actually prefer pissing with their mates instead of in private. Anyone here?

The Gymnastic Weekend

bowbow — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:36:58 GMT

Part 1

Elliot looked in dismay at the team sheet on the notice board. How could he have not been picked for the team this weekend, especially after reading some of the names that had been picked?

Walking slowly away he thought he should go and ask coach why he had not been selected but then that would require self control not to cry. Although he was nearly 19 Elliot found it hard to be manly and not cry if things upset him and this certainly had.

Opening the door to leave the ...

Ronnie Gets an Education

Fred — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:10:46 GMT

CHAPTER ONE

Ever since he was little, Ronnie had admired his Uncle Ted. Ted was athletic, had a great sense of humor, and when he came to visit he would always spend some time with Ronnie. So when Ted mentioned that he could use some help moving furniture to his new vacation place on a lake, Ronnie volunteered at once.

"I've got my friend, Tony, to help me," Ted said, "but we'll have a vanload of heavy stuff, and now you're big and strong enough to share the work." ...

Drunken Water Abuse

Tytn2 — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:45:59 GMT

We had arrived at the beach at about 7, did a few donuts on the beach and drove down as close to the water as possible. We sat for a bit, finishing off the cans. After a short while the wind turned cooler and decided to head back, taking the main road. Much smoother and quicker, so we motored over towards the now deserted exit. There were only a handful of cars left, further away with their owners being dog walkers. Stopping near the dunes I glanced back and spoke up

�Right, I�m going for ...

Desperate Highways Part 3

ponyboydude — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:34:09 GMT

Indeed, what the old man had suspected was true. The boy was in a state of numb pressure punctuated by waves of high-intensity urgency. Every so often, he shifted abruptly in his seat, acting frustrated that it was now impossible to find a position that gave him any comfort or relief. At one point, the kid sitting next to him asked �Something wrong, guy? You don�t look so good.� In return, Jeff managed a negative "Uh-unn", without looking over and making that petrifying eye-contact, ...

Taxis?????

bowbow — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:46:16 GMT

Just wondering if anyone has any desperate taxi stories?

Day Trip to forget

bowbow — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:02:28 GMT

This is a story sent to me by a �friend� of mine. I have left it written in first person as I think it is a fantastic true story. I do have permission to post on here. You never know one day he might visit the site.

We used to have an annual class outing every year (I think it was towards the end of the final term) and this one time we went to Hatfield House in Hertfordshire.

I don't know what happened to me because it's not the longest trip in the world but on the way there I ...

Joe's Bladder

Fred — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:33:22 GMT

A DAY IN TH LIFE OF JOE'S BLADDER

I am Joe's Bladder.

Wake up! Wake up! I'm bursting here! Drinking all that soda just before bedtime was a dumbass stunt. Wake up! I'll let go, and then where will you be?

OK, you're awake. Put those feet on the floor. That's right. Legs, take him to the bathroom. I don't care if Joe has morning wood. Piss in the shower stall for all I care. Penis - relax! He'll play with you later. Just soften up a teeny bit. OK, now he's aiming ...

Boyfriend Gets Desperate

Domain — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:10:03 GMT

Last night I convinced my boyfriend to get desperate for me the next time I see hm!

IM SO EXCITED!!! I'll tell you guys all about it, hopefully it will make for a great story.

Personal Competitions

bowbow — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:28:15 GMT

After reading Jamster's post I was wondering how many of you have personal competitions with yourself. I am not talking about doing this mainstream like some do but, for example, if you go somewhere and you know the layout etc - do you see how long you can wait before you have to go? Do you see if you can wait longer than a mate even though no one else knows you are doing this. At home do you deliberately wait or put it off to see just how long you can last for the sheer hell of it and because ...

Desperate Highways Part 2

ponyboydude — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:54:24 GMT

�Rest stop coming up. You�ll have fifteen minutes. There�s a snack bar for cold drinks. We�re running late, so please get back to the bus as soon as you hear the horn.�

The boy shuddered, probably stimulated by cruelly teasing images of frosty bottles of ice-cold bubbling Coke. He groaned audibly as he twisting himself and reached down for his sneakers in the cramped space, then continued with little whimpering noises as he struggled to pull the rough canvas basketball shoes over his big ...

Luke's Bus Ride

Fred — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:28:05 GMT

The bus was an older one, its once-shiny metal skin blackened by the diesel exhaust that spewed out the back, and the brakes screeched as it came to a stop where I was waiting. The door opened and I heard the driver call out, "Five minutes" as four people got off and went into the seedy restaurant behind me. So the bus had no toilet, I gathered, and this was a rest stop. Not a problem, as I had just peed. I waited in the fresh air until the four passengers returned, and I boarded ...

In Line For Porta Potties

ineden — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:45:18 GMT

This is a sighting i had a while back that i had posted on an older board. I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed experiencing it!

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Over the weekend i was attending a large event in the country. The only toilets being a pair of porta toilets that were notoriously hard to find. I think it might have been a mistake of the people planning the event, but there were only 2 toilets per sex for upwards of 500 people! This lead to quite ...

Respect!!!!!!

bowbow — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:36:30 GMT

Jack had been told to report at 1.30pm for his scan. Re reading the letter for the hundredth time he asked Emma

�Why do I have to have a full bladder?�

�Well now you'll now what I went through having the kids� she smirked. �I have no idea�

Jack was worried. The journey to the hospital was an hour by bus. The letter said he should start drinking water 30 minutes before the appointment time. Jack knew that he would be pushing his luck being on the bus drinking water but he had ...

Leo's Friday Night

Fred — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:51:45 GMT

Inspired by "Four Pints" (no author shown) at Peeamateur.com

Leo's Friday night usual was three pints. He'd stop at the bar that was four blocks from his condo, sit at the back, and people-watch while he sipped his beer. An hour and a half, no more, no less, and he'd feel his bladder filling until it was brimful. Then he would hasten home for a bit of recreation and relief.

Tonight would be different. Four pints. He had been sure he could hold it, but now, just finishing ...

Visitor to Earth

Fred — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:27:10 GMT

The spacecraft glided silently over the landscape and settled gently onto a field of corn stubble. With an almost inaudible whine, a ramp lowered and a bipedal figure strode onto the moist earth. He looked around as if to orient himself, and then he walked confidently toward the nearby highway that led to a large town.

Android 746, or "Andy", as he was to be called, was a perfect, nonorganic replica of a human being, right down to the smallest detail. He had been painstakingly ...

Desperate Daniel

ponyboydude — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:03:00 GMT

Daniel desperately has to go to the bathroom.

Very brief, but very good - my opinion.

Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggOqOReGQks&feature=related

Working Late

bowbow — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:03:01 GMT

John walked in to the office with his pint coffee mug. Turning the lights off he gazed out of the office window at everyone leaving for home. He loved to sit in the dark, he hated the bright office lights making his computer screen glare.

As usual he was the last one in the office, always the most to do, the junior, left with the mountain of jobs no one else wanted.

Sitting back on his chair he realised he had forgotten to detour past the gents. Sod it he thought. Why is it my ...

Onward to College

Fred — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:27:28 GMT

Dan put the last of his bags into his open Jeep and smiled. It was a glorious day, so he had stripped off the canvas top and sides and stowed them flat, piling all of his baggage on top. He hoped it would all fit in his dorm room: the TV, the game station, the computer, all the things that would add to the fun of college life.

The trip should take about four hours, he thought, but his gas tank was full and he had snacks and drinks within reach. He surveyed the collection of boxes and ...

Does Smoking Help?

bowbow — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:45:05 GMT

Just wondering, if you can't pee (i.e. you need to but there is no loo) does smoking help at all?

Taking away the urgent feeling, giving you something else to think about?

My Desperation

Bladder1 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:10:09 GMT

This happened to me years ago when I was 18. A load of us from work were out on a stag night for someone in my department at a local garage where I worked.

After meeting at a pub we then boarded a coach to take us from Bromborough to Southport. This was one of the first occasions that I wasn't driving - but I was also not much of a drinker. I was very pee shy, even though it turned me on seeing lads desperate to go, so made sure I had not too much to drink before we started on our journey.

This ...

Remember PC Beech??????

bowbow — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:04:32 GMT

(PC Beech appears in Rob and Charlie Pee Desperation Fantasies)

�PC Beech� yelled Sergeant Chase,� can you come in here please�.

It was an order not a question. PC Beech�s stomach lurched violently.

�I have had a phone call from a lady whose house you visited yesterday�.

Shit thought PC Beech, he had totally forgotten to borrow a copy of the Police Handbook. Despite nearly turning his tiny flat upside down he had not managed to find the blasted book.

Best keep quiet ...

A Desperate Squaddie

Jamester81 — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:43:16 GMT

Whilst this story is ficticious, it is based loosely on a true event.

I work in a bank in a busy town centre and on occasion, the army have a recruitment day on the high street. This consists of a small trailer staffed with 2 or 3 soldiers, normally quite young. Although the stall is undercover, there are no facilities on board.

One day I had a customer booked in for an appointment at 2pm and to my surprise it was one of the soldiers manning the stall. I went downstairs and he was sitting ...